Monday, April 26, 2010

Larry Joe Taylor

For those who don't know, Larry Joe Taylor (LJT), is a huge 5 day long outdoor Texas country music festival. It's basically a drunken, camping shit show. Needless to say, it's AMAZING! So much fun every year.

Well it was this past weekend and I was in attendance on Friday night. I show up around 5:00. My friends who had been there since Wednesday of course were already wasted so I had to do some work and catch up. I get handed a bottle of crown and turn it up. I love my whiskey! Then shotgun some beers, and load up the coolers to head to the stage. After beer flinging and cooler dancing and way to many jello shots it starts to rain. I mean the skies open up! Eveyone of course goes crazy. There's nothing like being drunk in the rain on a hott night. The way the water feels on your skin is wondeful. YOu can get messy and tossel your hair and all is fine because it's raining. You can never feel as sexy as you do in a sun dress in the rain on a hot summer night.

Friday, April 23, 2010

The semester is almost over!!!!.....OH WAIT! need more time!

So this i how my semesters usually start out. At the beginning I'm super motivated and staying on top of things and I really care about my classes. Then the middle comes and you start to put things like papers and pojects off because you have so much time intil they are due at the end of the semester. Then the time comes where you are so excited and ready for the semester to be done and over with and you are really excited until you realize just how uch work you have to do in the neet week and a half to two weeks. You wish you could stop time!! You ar no where near ready for this semester to end! So what do you do? Oh you just buy aton of adderall to get you through. I am currently on my 3rd all nighter in a row. I had a test yesterda and a paper due at 2pm, so like in 12 hours. Have I mentioned that I still haven't started writing, all I have done is all the researc for it. But what else have I done while I'm all addied out in the library you may ask? Figured out my summer school and summer work scedule, figured out my work schedule for dead days and finals week, figured out my lack of a work scedule that I will have in the fall, planned my ideal summer cheer camp schedule to show my coach in our captains meeting on Tuesday, and figured out the weighted average for all my classes with all the possible grades I could recieve on my final exam. That's exactly what I needed to do tonight right?!?!?!

I don't even know how to write this paper, maybe that's why I'm blogging instead of writing it. At 2:45 I must start typing it. The good thing about this is that when calculating my average for this class I put the paper in as a 50 and as a 60(to be on the safe side, because let's be honest, I'm gonna bomb it) and still had a B in the class as long as I can get an A on the final which should be easy since I've gotten A's on all the tests.

Anyways, I'm ranting now(it's the adderall) and the creepy Indian guy that sat down at my table(even though there are tons of empty ones) is staring at me......I have to go.

Wish my luck!

Hugs and kisses from a girl who needs to sleep,

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Let me pop my blogging cherry

Hi everyone,

I've never done this before so I'll start by telling you a little about myself. My name is Jessica and I'm 21. As you guessed I'm a cheerleader at D1 college in Texas. I would tell you where and all those fun details but I have a feeling later blogs could get me in trouble with the cheer program and such and that would be the last thing I need. I'm a junior neuroscience major and plan on going to med school. I'm also in a sorority. (Again, sorry I can't tell you which one because later post could probably get my in trouble with nationals) If your confused by all this, yes a cheerleader can be smart and still party balls with all the "frat stars," but we will get to that later.

The reasoning for the blog you might ask? I'm slightly a wild child and ever since freshman year I have been saying that when I graduate I'm going to write a book with all of my crazy stories about my time in college, kind of an I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell except from a girls perspective. The book was going to be titled Confessions of a College Cheerleader. Well, I've gotten a little more realistic with age (HA) and know that me actually taking the time to write a book is very unlikely on top of that it would have to get published......so I thought me and my horrible writing skills could handle a blog.

Why should you read? Well that's easy, I think it will make you laugh. I can get myself into quite the predicaments. And while cheerleading will be in the blog, that's not what this is about. I'm many things, a college student, a sorority girl, a cheerleader, and a little bit of a partier..but doesn't that go along with the other three things?

Get ready for drunken hook ups, all night study sessions, crazy stupid love affairs, bitchy girl drama, tears, and laughter. Hope you enjoy the ride.